Monday, September 08, 2014

The turtle plods on

 
 
The turtle returned to a shack in good shape. The sink made it without a dent and the truck started
right up. Wilson was a little upset traveling in steerage but he likes his new digs.
 
 

As usual, to ease back into work mode, I started with something left unfinished when I left for SF. The lower bathroom floor. This is how it last looked. Reasonably level, given the circumstances on how I had to lay each stone individually, and the color was what we hoped for--basically off white.
 
 

In a break for the good guys I finished the floor with six, count them, six stones left over. I don't want to even think about it had I come up short. Next step was grout. Jumped over to St Thomas for a few bags, food, and a  muffler. Second muffler since I have been here. They told me the cheap one would last four or five years and it did. Went and got another!

It's good I always worried about getting busted on a humbug, that way I didn't. I don't know why I have gotten lazy. The floor jumped up and bit me on the arse of course. How? While sitting outside for years in the sun and rain the stones remained impervious to everything including the thinset. But not the grout. Our beautiful floor changed from a creamy white that would virtually go with every décor  into a mélange of many colors. Worse still I had no matching stones for the shower.

 
The picture doesn't do the color change any justice. The stone tiles from Home Depot will no longer work. Too much gray. A tighter stone pattern would be great for the shower but the samples looked really bad against what is now a tan/brownish floor.
 
we had hopes that these would work in the shower
 
Well, I'll have to put the rest of the floor on hold. I checked everywhere on St Thomas and there are no alternatives at the moment. I'll wait until something turns up. If not, back to Berkeley at xmas.
 
Tis' the season...our first, no rest for the wicked. Only 10 days after I got back. Hurricane drill for house and shack, waiting to the last moment of course.
 
 
Lots of rain and then the unexpected the following morning. If you are one of the few that has read this blog it is a legitimate question, as Sartre asked, "why haven't I killed myself by now?"  It seems that when we installed all our pass through pipes in the cistern walls for our plumbing and the overflow outlet pipe, the interior pipes to the pump were about 1/4" lower. In the real world no big deal. The interior pipes would be going to the pump when the utility room was completed. The problem never faced before---the cisterns filled up before the pipes were connected. Never has 1/4" meant so much.
 
The fatal flaw...first it flooded the unfinished utility room. Then it migrated through the fiberglass sheet rocked stud wall into the closet free flowing into the bedroom. On the positive side I had most everything critical up on strips of wood so some damage was mitigated.


 
 The flood coming out of the closet. By the time I saw it in the morning the rain had stopped.

 
The slight slope built into the floors saved the day keeping the high water mark to less than 1". The 8' doors suffered no noticeable damage as the water passed under. The real pain, I had to clean out the entire downstairs. All the plaster and concrete went bad along with all the cardboard boxes holding everything. Later on a lot of  the sheetrock screws showed. Welcome to paradise.



 
 
My feral cat free loaders had no sympathy. You can look but not touch. An uncle with two nephews.
 

 

With downstairs drying out and no stones to finish the bathroom/shower floor I went back upstairs to work on the kitchen counters.
When last visited.

 


We tried every possible combination of tiles. With six being totally different than the rest, color and pattern, it presented some real difficulties. Ultimately we decided on one group on the sink side and only two of the six on the stove side. We would have to come up with a backsplash behind the stove. Options included stainless steel. There was a fabricator on St Thomas and the prices were very reasonable.
 
But that's for another day.

 
I used two of six tiles to make the bullnose. The difference in pattern won't show. Nothing goes to waste especially when there are no other alternatives.
It's coming together. A lot of different whites have to merge. Under that blue is a high gloss white.

 
I don't want to tell you how many times I moved that range hood. It's embarrassing. And lets not forget the refrig that never worked. That has to stay until the driveway is done and the stairs down are finished. Where's my gun...;~)



 

A possible nightmare begins, always innocently. As happenstance would have it on a cab ride to the airport last July in route to SF, I sat next to guy around my age. We got to talking, my living on St John, his being here on business, blah, blah, blah. Nine passenger van with a couple of guys of front. Anyway it got around to sailing back in the day--the mid 70's with everyone up to no good, Jamaica and the like. Fast forward, he says he ended up in the marina business and that's why he had been on St John, specifically Coral Bay. I laughed about the fabled "marina", a long whispered affair, 30 years long. He laughed along and then leaned in surmising a supporter and said it was a "done deal" all the way to D.C. through all the appropriate channels via the Governor's office. As we departed I wished him all the luck as I to was in favor of a small marina for locals and transient sailors alike--nothing like a hot shower after a long transit. They help make the world go round.

When I got to SF, I made some phone calls to see if this person actually existed. He did in deed. I left it at that and figured we might have a slip if we ever get a putt putt.  In very fast fashion stories started to appear about a new marina.

http://newsofstjohn.com/2014/07/22/happening-marina-coming-coral-bay/

No worries it might even be a good thing. Then we got a look at some drawings. This wasn't a small cozy marina, this was a mega marina that was going to take up the entire bay for "super" yachts.


If that wasn't enough there was yet another on the north side which overlapped this one. The one shown was called Summers End Group and the other T-Rex. I kid you not. Suffice is to say all my free time is being spent trying to put a stop to this madness. Thankfully I'm just one of many, otherwise I would be buried in a piling. In an all hands on deck moment we have started a FB page, crafted a web site and started a Go Fund Me page. The Daily News on St Thomas is printing our letters as editorials. My letter was the first published. Very disconcerting to be honest. I don't like popping up on radar especially in this neck of the woods.

Without boring you too much, this will be take many years.

Here's what a hearing looks like on St John. Summers End Group makes their pitch at the first Coastal Zone Management committee. We flooded the meeting. Here's the chief perps making their case to a bought membership. They shall go unnamed. I don't need any searches pinging back here.



.
Ex Senator, very well connected, another is a grifter and his wife, who I first thought was his daughter, and lastly the guy I rode in the cab with. I think the grifter and his wife were hired strictly to take the heat in the community while the principals could hide. Another not shown actually sits on the CZM committee, a five person body that only has three members with one recused. The two remaining will profit from the marina. Governing, island style.

Like everything else there had to be some personal drama. I sat in the back row, from where these pics are from, of the assembly building owned by the ex-senator in question. Thank god that's where I sat. Unbeknownst to me until early the next morning my wallet slid out of my back pocket (long pants were the recommended attire in the Assembly hall) and fell on the floor against the wall--there was a space between the seat and back like some church pews. At least that was my hope or I had been picked in the tight crowd waiting to enter. All night I freaked out. My world was in that wallet. It is the same feeling if you ever lost yours travelling in a foreign country. I drove to the hall at the crack of dawn and explained my plight to the desk clerk. She agreed to accompany me into the assembly hall. Praise the lord, there was my wallet found before the cleaners came in. Perhaps the contents would have been turned in but I suspect the crocodile part would have disappeared!

I admit over the next couple of weeks home building was pushed to the back burner consumed by meetings, texts, emails etc. If this marina goes through paradise will be ruined. I'll move. There is no way I can live through a ten year construction phase with 1300+ pilings being driven into the seabed. One road in filled with an endless number of construction vehicles, strip malls and the like. Buh bye...

Saturday, July 26, 2014

The pause that refreshes

 
 
I have mentioned it before but you go six months without hot water and you will understand my glee getting on a plane for a very long ride. Not that hot water comes before Denise but we talk everyday for an hour or more whereas I dream of hot water especially in the winter. Insects not crawling over me at night while I sleep or hiding in my clothes in the morning is an added bonus. I know, I made my bed so sleep in it. True dat but I had no idea I would grow old in it.
 
 
 
 
This is typical for July 4th in SF.
 
And yet another Goldsworthy installation
http://www.for-site.org/project/goldsworthy-in-the-presidio-tree-fall/



 
Not the best photo but that is Jan, an old college buddy. In past years in different decades we spent a lot of time together doing very bad things on many occasions! Still alive is our mantra. There were times in Detroit that were especially grim. One time, 1970 ish, we got caught in a riot, a serious riot at an inner city high school and had to run for our lives. Thank god Jan had a convertible. I hit the front seat on the run as Jan slowed down driving by. The Jesus freak chasing me screaming "repent, repent", he got f'ked! They got him. We did not start the riot---we were working for the Board of Education and they had us installing the first iron screens on the windows turning the place into a zoo of sorts. Let's just say it didn't take too long for the inmates to blame us. When we heard rumblings, we looked at each other and bolted. I led them around the block while Jan got his car. Ultimately we lost our jobs after being spotted at a free John Sinclair rally later that summer. The Feds took pictures and a couple of weeks later we were on the carpet.
 
Years later, in the early 80's, we ran into each other at a restaurant in Sausalito. Go figure. I arrived there after years in and out of Central America. He had split for Cali by 73. Fast forward to the above picture and we are standing on his front deck. That's not just any deck but a piece of California history.
 

The haunt of my favorite drunken philosopher, Alan Watts. Back in the day I always travelled with one of his books.
 
The workshop




 

the lucky couple!
Our favorite way to visit our friends in Napa---the high speed ferry.
 
Going

Coming home

 
 

 
 
 

 
It's not all play and no work when I come back to SF. Sourcing materials etc. This time, to put an end to "everything but the kitchen sink" we picked one up to replace the sink we had to return because it was damaged last time I was here.

 

Next, make a case that meets the airline specs for luggage.
 
It just made it in a super strong nylon bag from Amazon
 
This is what greeted the TSA when they opened it leaving their card. Wilson, blueberries, coffee, clothes and fresh bread.
 Only one movie worth seeing as it was shot in SF....

 
And finally I know you always wanted to know how the cable cars work. Even after all these years there's still tourist things to be done!
 

 
 
 
Party is over....back to work now. The infamous red eye....
 





Saturday, June 28, 2014

Back to the punch list



It's one thing to have a punch list where you know how to do everything on it, you just get at it. Then there's the kind I have where you figure it out as you go along. The fabled, every journey starts with a first step. Let me tell you, you can find a lot of reasons to put off that first step having had so many journeys' end at cliffs! Not only that, there are so many directions you can go on a long punch list.

I decided to end my mini vacation with something I had just done. Put another hole through a concrete wall. This time the septic.


From 2012 taken from the upstairs porch


In the picture above imagine a small 12x20 cottage above to the right. I built the septic to the specs of a four bedroom house. It's big. The pipe you see goes to the house. On the back wall, not visible, will be the inlet pipe for the cottage. Once again the smiley face routine.

 
Not so lucky this time--the dreaded rebar.


It's always easier the second time around. However I did find I had to add contouring to the top of the septic. As bad luck would have it, rain water was routing into the septic around the manhole covers. No big deal while not in use but I will have to address it down the road.


Old and new intakes.


ST Thomas carnival
Next up, something I have been putting off. Wiring the main breaker and bringing temporary power to the house. The heavy duty 100' extension from the shack had taken care of everything I needed regarding power tools to date. But with a utility room coming I needed to dig the ditch I had been putting off. Labor for temporary reasons always seems to hurt. The permanent electricity will be coming down from the power pole alongside the driveway in 3'' conduit buried 18" down. What I'm doing now is running #6 wire in 2" conduit, which I happen to have, buried for about 100' and then down through the forest to the house. 50 amps vs 200 later on.

 




It took me forever! I think I was good for about 30' feet a day. Lol. Plus the giant tree above was dropping what the locals call stinky toes or some such. The small fruit is so hard I moved my truck afraid that the windshield might suffer. The drop down was near 50'. Thoughts of getting hit were unsettling.
 

This is why god invented duct tape.




 
Who knew pulling/pushing four #6 wires could be such a pain in the ass. Basically straight with a little bend at the top. Try as I might I would get maybe 50' and then nothing. I called my bud Cleon for advice. First, construction cord, a plastic bag and a vacuum. Suck the plastic bag through the conduit, attach cord to cables and pull through. It all worked until about 75' but I needed 100' !


Next I called another bud, George, who lives in Coral Bay. These are BIG steps for me calling for help! With two people, the way normal people work, the cable took no time at all. The last 100' down through the forest was a breeze. I did that alone. Everything into an exterior junction box where it was coupled to the main wires coming from the house. Finally the piece de resistance, the main breaker box, a total mess of wires,large and small,hanging out of the wall stabbing me every time I went by. Ultimately the box will be behind a picture. Why so large? It wasn't until the inspector told me I had to put another breaker/sub panel downstairs for all those circuits. Let's say I have a lot of room now.

It's feeling like a house
 

Now the question is, did I wire the house properly? With a lot of things still to be hooked up I only turned on the receptacles in the living room. They worked. Next I flipped the spots and rope lights in the living room. Truth is,I couldn't believe it. Those spots sat in a termite invested container for years and yet they still worked. A little rust here and there but working. At some point it will all be replaced by LED lights which are becoming more affordable. I bought the old rope they are practically giving away at Home Depot because it is dimmable and very inexpensive.


 

If it's not one thing it's another. When I turned on the power for the first time apparently it triggered all my GFCI breakers, or something, leading me to think I wired the kitchen circuits wrong.
WTF. After the usual freak out it was simply resetting each one. Then the real bad news--the frig doesn't work. The years of sitting in the container termite mound rusted out the only line that is not copper. Runs and looks great but does not get cold. Even the repair man didn't want it for free. Now it has to sit in place until the final driveway and stairs are poured. There is no way to get it back up the temporary stairs and across the ramp. It needs an appliance dolly. The oven works! Won't know about the dishwasher until everything in the kitchen is done.

Just a reminder what things look like when they leave a termite mound inside a container. Here's a sink.
 
 





I always have company....


baby


Momma


Something easy. Hooked up the intake pipe if we should ever need a water delivery. I'm using the overflow pipes. Hopefully six inches of overflow pipe will offset ten inches of inflow pipe.



They are on a cruise they will never forget.



Some house keeping...sold the last 20' container. Did it's job for over seven years. Putting a peel and stick roof on it was the best thing I did. Never leaked despite the tropical environment.
 



He got a deal....


Back to the hard stuff, dealing with the stone tiles for the downstairs bathroom. Several problems all at once. First the floor itself is akin to lumpy gravy. For professionals it's no big deal assuming they have a ready supply of sand and cement to mix as they go along. The process is pretty straight forward. Lay a 1'' base of wet fresh cement followed immediately with the tile thin-set and tile. I've seen it laid out with strings so they know where they are at all times. I have no chance of pulling that off. My best shot is to pre level the floor as best I can and go from there.
 
Reasonably level


There's always a story. Years ago my buddy Roger came into possession of a lot of stone mosaic tiles from a failed construction project. Year after year they sat at one of his construction sites piled outside. Year after year whenever we walked past the pile I would tell him "you'll never use these, you should give them to me", smiling the whole time. Year after year he told me to f'k off. Five years on he calls and tell me to get them off his property! All right, my bathroom floor, just like in the pictures!

There's always a hook. What had happened over the years--the UV's had decayed the fiber backing and the stones fell off as you handled the tiles. Plus there were two kinds of stones mixed together. But they were free and on island.
 
 
 
After separating the two different stone types this is what I was left with. Now I have to make it fit the space. The spaced stones on the bottom left are one 12x12 spaced differently. If I stay consistent and space each stone individually I can make it. That's the theory! I'll use the other stone for the shower floor.
 

 
What a pain in the ass this turned out to be. The slightest imperfection in the underlying floor showed up in every placement. The chief reason the stones are all matted is actually to hold them in place until they are grouted. By laying them individually there is very little surface area for the thin-set to cling to. I literally had to go back and glue them in place with liquid nails that I had. Sure it worked but like I said what a pain. The matting material also acts as a leveling agent. What we have instead is a riverbed!
 
 
 
Of course I ran out of thin-set with just that little area to do. Where's the thin-set? On St Thomas of course and I'm not going there for just one bag. It will have to wait until I come back from San Francisco. The punch list is always growing.
 
Finally some info on a project:
 
This is not good news...
 
Hmmm, from the only on St John files...
 
 
The final project before boarding a plane for SF--getting all the cabinets squared away ready for the tile when I come back. You know there's always something. This time it was opening all the marble tiles and inspecting them. Yup, there was a problem. Now I know why I got such a good deal. What I looked at in the showroom and purchased years before was not exactly what I thought I was getting by the time it got packaged and delivered to my consolidator. There was a slight difference in about six of 24x24 tiles. Beyond natural differences. Ultimately it led to using one grouping on one side and the other on the opposite stove side. Plus they were sold as 24x24 but in reality they were 23.5 x 23.5. I'm such a rookie. Actually rube is probably the better word. 
 
 

It's in the counter on the left side of the stove where the 23.5" screws things up.
 
Dry laying the tile to figure out what pattern we like.
I got a really good deal on this Calcutta marble because they only had 56 sq. ft. left and it was all or none for $5 sq. ft. Nothing I had previously looked at was less than $25 and certainly not 24x24. Sure we would love a slab but just how and at what price was I getting it to the house for a kitchen yet to be finalized. This way I had all the counters and back splash no matter how we laid out the galley kitchen. It's going to look killer despite some color and dimensional hurdles that I'll hide.
 
 
 

I liked flying like this....the upstairs bar and smoking lounge on a 747. Had the pleasure a few times.